Barney stinson does anyone have a condom

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It's great! Back me up, Ted. Ted: I don't think the talk is necessary. Marshall: Whaaaaat?! Barney: Thank you, Ted. Ted: Because Robin is already his girlfriend. Barney: Whaaaaat?! Post a new comment Error Comments allowed for members only Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal. Your reply will be screened Your IP address will be recorded. Post a new comment. Barney's Blog. Barney :.

Ted :. Lily :. Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose. That girl was just crying! She is so sad and defenseless Anybody got a condom?

And, firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary. And this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night. And I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out.

And I've got this amazing poker group And I smell incredible! Future Ted :. You've had a rough year. But you're tough. And I love you like crazy. If you left, I'd have to follow you. And Marshall would follow me.

And Ted would follow him. The only upside is that we might get rid of Barney. Calculator man :. As for how Robin beat me and Barney, to this day, your uncle Barney won't admit it Who cares? Barney says he tripped, but it sure felt like he tackled me on purpose. And when Robin won, i could have sworn I saw him smile. Robin :. Stand a little more this way. I'm scouting some talent. Pretend we're talking about something important. You know, the whole Becky thing Oh, you know what?

That's just getting distracting. Um, say "carrots and peas". Carrots and peas.